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Brian J. Shaw's avatar

I actually can.

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Lisa Hides's avatar

As a fellow Canadian, I enjoyed this read. I also love Claire Franky!

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Kate Brennan's avatar

Are all of the best women humor writers in Canada!?

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Yes. Although Franky's a Brit. And you're an American. Otherwise, yes.

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Lisa Hides's avatar

Ahhh you’re the nicest!

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Jim Mercurio's avatar

What if I can find a Canadian who will marry me? I am not flirting. At this point, it could be a moose or goose?

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Robin Wilding's avatar

I know a goose, and a particularly loose moose. I'll hook you up.

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Wild Lion*esses Pride by Jay's avatar

Writing from Germany, I’m acutely aware that my current sense of “safety” might be temporary. If U.S. voters elect DT again, it positions those of us here, literally and politically between him and WP, in a heightened state of vulnerability. For me, as a queer individual, this isn’t a matter of humor or irony; it’s a pressing concern about where genuine safety and democratic ideals might actually exist if one of the longest-standing democracies falls further from its values.

Though people often talk about “moving to Canada” as a reaction to potential U.S. political outcomes, it’s an illusion for many. As a queer person, especially, I know the global landscape doesn’t offer endless options. Currently, only about 27% of the world’s population lives in a full democracy, and far fewer places provide the legal protections or social safety for LGBTQ+ individuals that make true freedom possible. If democracy weakens in the U.S., that fraction will likely shrink, eliminating many of the already limited spaces where open existence and basic rights are respected.

@Robin Wilding's piece treats the subject with humor, which does resonate—but for me, the stakes are too real for laughter alone. What’s at risk here is not just “politics as usual” but the dwindling number of places where queer people like me, and others within marginalized groups, can live authentically and safely.

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David Perlmutter's avatar

Why do they always want to come here? Mexico is always available.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

And it has better weather haha

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David Perlmutter's avatar

As long as you can stay away from the crooks and drug dealers, you'll be fine.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

I lived in Mexico for over a decade, as long as you don't deal drugs on their turf, and don't owe them money you're fine. Petty theft can be common, but that's everywhere these days.

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Kate Brennan's avatar

1. We already HAVE drug dealers and petty theft here.

2. Isn't Canada like the series BEING ERICA where you can go back in time and fix all your mistakes? Otherwise, I feel deceived.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

1. True.

2. Also true. The healthcare isn't retroactive though, that's a level of bureaucracy that even our big bureaucracy can't handle.

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